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1 in 4 teenagers have an STD...

Journal Entry: Mon Mar 31, 2008, 9:14 PM

But apparently I count for two, since I just got the news that I have not ONE STD, but TWO.

So of course this is shocking to me... since I'm not sure from whom it is I got it, so now I have a little hunting to do.
Anyway, so if y'all could ever forgive me, yeah...

a condom's apparently just not good enough.
LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL: "Safe" sex is just not enough. It's either NO sex, or have a thorough background check of every guy you sleep with.

In other news: I've been lol'ing at all the april fools joke already up, and it's not even april fools yet for most people!

one joke in particular: `InvaderMar and `Chimpantalones

Anyway, I'll be undergoing some treatments, and having my job and all, and school, so it's going to be a while before I'll be active again.
I LOVE YOU ALL! Please don't hate me And in honor: A journal feature!

Feature

By the way...

Romans 12:17-20

Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everybody. If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone. Do not take revenge, my friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: "It is mine to avenge; I will repay,"says the Lord. On the contrary:
"If your enemy is hungry, feed him;
if he is thirsty, give him something to drink.
In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head."Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

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`timmy64 Mar 31, 2008, 9:22:20 PM

April Fools!

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`evilsyndicatemember Mar 31, 2008, 9:22:38 PM

You MUDKIP! D:<

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`junoknight Mar 31, 2008, 9:25:46 PM

OH NO U DIDNT.

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`junoknight Mar 31, 2008, 9:26:08 PM

Good one, no?
Was it too obvious? Should I take out the hints?

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`evilsyndicatemember Mar 31, 2008, 9:33:57 PM

OH YES I DID! D:<

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I'd turn gay for `Vlei.

~TheEmerald Mar 31, 2008, 9:34:53 PM

I'm.. *cough*
Sorry for... Erm... Things just happened so quickly, ya know?
I should have told you. Forgive me?

`oilsoaked Mar 31, 2008, 9:49:47 PM

Great. Now I have them too >

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`junoknight Mar 31, 2008, 9:55:15 PM

YOU BITCH NO.

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`junoknight Mar 31, 2008, 9:55:44 PM

OMFG NO U DIDNT.
HOW DAER U UES TEH ALMITY M'S NAME IN VAIN.

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`junoknight Mar 31, 2008, 9:56:42 PM

Oh I forgot about you. I was so wasted! D:

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